![]() Any ounce of subtlety is instantly thrown out the window. This is a song where a guy is at a club trying to pick up women and this is the first thing he says. You ever hear a song that was dead on arrival the moment you hear the first line? Add that to the Unintentionally Gay Rap Moments portfolio. What the hell are you talking about? Was your drug use THAT bad during the Encore days? God. Dre? (What up?) I gotta question if I may? (Yeah) Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah) And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah) But, up I ain’t done yet In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt While he reaches in another grown man’s ass Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never meant it was just an accident But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn’t mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don’t mean to go in into any more details but What if he pictured it as a females butt? Is that gay? I just need to clear things upĮminem. I speak from experience, I’m not saying this just to be a dick. If you genuinely decided to fall in love with somebody before you even get to know them (and I’m not talking about stalking someone online), you’re making up scenarios in your heads thinking they’re the perfect human being and all that sweet candy-coated crap and then once you find out more about what they are really, those hopes and dreams are crushed like egg shells. I am not a believer in love at first sight because looks can be deceiving. So you fell in love with this chick before you even met her? You are dumb. *Bozo 2 pulls out gun and shoots both women while Bozo 1 stares at him*īozo 2: What? Don’t look at me like that. 2 Chainz specifically said on his will that he wants to be buried next to two bitches.īozo 1: Is that it? Where would we find two dead bitches to bury him with?īozo 2: I gotcha. ![]() Now you want to be buried next to two women? Are they already dead or was that already set up?īozo 2: Yeah. Even then, I doubt any store owner would want a coffin in the middle of the place. The only way that could happen is if your body parts were chopped up and different pieces were put in different coffins. You can’t be buried in multiple places at once. When I die, bury me inside the jewelry storeĭude, make up your damn mind. When I die, bury me inside the Gucci store When I die, bury me inside the Louis store Note: When you embed the widget in your site, it will match your site's styles (CSS).Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I pick out five random bad lyrics from five random songs. ![]() Story Album Lyrics1.Birthday Peddler5.Extremely Blessed6.Ghetto Dreams7.I Feel Good8.I Luv Dem Strippers9.I'm Different10.In Town11.I’m Different12.Like Me13.Money Machine14.No Me Now17.Wut We Doin?18.Yuck!2 Chainz Lyrics provided by Get the embed code 2 Chainz - Based on a T.R.U. (Bad bitches contest you in first place!) Get it good, get it good, get it get it good When I die, bury me inside the booty club (What I’m seein’ from the back I can’t front on) Tell the DJ play your song, this shit come on (Then hand the valet the keys to the Mercy) I show up with a check to your work place We in Kanye West’s benz, cause I will turn you back to a pedestrian I’m jokin’, I’m just serious, I asked herĭon’t be actin’ like no actress, if we preachin’ then we practiceĭon’t be reachin’, don’t be touchin’ shit How ’bout she hit the West End and get her best friend? She said, “How ’bout I get you jewelry from the Weston?” Put it on, give her a kiss, and tell her, “Do better” Weren’t you at niece’s graduation? Man, I hate those kids ‘Specially if you paid a couple payments on her mamma crib ‘Specially if you put that BMW in the garage Ya’ll been together ten years, you deserve a menaj You go downstairs and fall asleep with the T.V on She holding out, she ain’t givin’ to the needy huh? It’s my birthday, I deserve to be greedy huh? True to my religion, true everything I’m too different When I die, bury me inside the Truey store When I die, bury me inside the jewelry store When your girl leave me she need a hair salon You the realest nigga breathin’ if I hold my breath She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty When I die, bury me inside the Louie store When I die, bury me inside the Gucci store They ask me what I do and who I do it forĪnd how I come up with this shit up in the studioĪll I want for my birthday is a big booty girl
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